Every once in a while, when I’m feeling overwhelmingly narcissistic, I do a google search for myself just to see what Google has to say about my internet presence (oddly enough, this blog never actually shows up).
Here’s a list of my favorite (but fairly inaccurate) results:
Apparently, I’m an 88 year old zombie.
Here’s a picture of my grave in case you didn’t believe me.
I do think she’s very talented, but not quite sure why she pops up for “Sydney Gallimore”
A collage of people who aren’t me.
I always wanted to be a commercial lawyer!
#SWAGRID
I have never, nor will I ever, live in Miami.
Oh Google, NOW I understand the Miami reference.
Did I not mention I was born a boy named “Alfred?” Must have totally slipped my mind.
For this, I have no words.