Today’s quote comes from the very funny and very dead Mitch Hedburg. I was listening to his CD the other day and I remember how much I love his style of comedy and thought this was appropriate.
“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
–Mitch Hedburg

I'm glad he didn't live to see Kinko's sell out. "FedEx Office" is a shitty punchline.