The first thing I did after finding today’s quote was laugh. Then I read it five more times to try and discern some kind of meaning out of it. I got nothing, other than “Alton Brown is insane.” Can someone please explain this to me?!
“Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody’s going to get hurt.”
— Alton Brown

I can officially add "Alton Brown" to the list of "Things That Keep Me Up At Night" ...right under Clowns and above The Rubber Suit guy from AHS