Googling Myself

January 16, 2013

Every once in a while, when I’m feeling overwhelmingly narcissistic, I do a google search for myself just to see what Google has to say about my internet presence (oddly enough, this blog never actually shows up).

Here’s a list of my favorite (but fairly inaccurate) results:

Apparently, I’m an 88 year old zombie.

Here’s a picture of my grave in case you didn’t believe me.

I do think she’s very talented, but not quite sure why she pops up for “Sydney Gallimore”

A collage of people who aren’t me.

I always wanted to be a commercial lawyer!

Ok, Google, you obviously just stole this from my Pinterest page.

#SWAGRID

I have never, nor will I ever, live in Miami.

Oh Google, NOW I understand the Miami reference.

Did I not mention I was born a boy named “Alfred?” Must have totally slipped my mind.

For this, I have no words.

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Queen of the Food Age

Sydney is the founder of Queen of the Food Age, a regionally recognized food blog that her mother insists is the greatest thing she’s ever read. Sydney spends her free time reading and writing but not doing arithmetic because numbers confuse her. Generally you can find her laughing at goofy videos on YouTube, taking Instagrams of her food while at dinner with friends, or singing really bad Journey karaoke.